Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

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What has human male genitalia? A human male

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

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Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

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A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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A Mexican walked away from a construction site.

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How do you make a dog drink? You put the dog in a blender

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

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DONALD TRUMP DIES

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

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A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

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Why did Doris want to father children? Because she wanted to have a fry-up with the leftover baby oil

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What's worse than getting stuck in traffic? AIDS.

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yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

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Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

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Little Timmy walked up to the teacher and asked her "Can i go to the restroom?" The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you ?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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arse

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How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

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whats gay ? you

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WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

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why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

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Yeah, totally.

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