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Where did Betsy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

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What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

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Q: What kills millions of people each year and sneaks up behind you unexpectedly? A: HIV/AIDS

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Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What do you call Obama? - the president

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

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A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

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why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

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Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

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yo mamas so fat, she started working out

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Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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jack shine has boobs

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well, I do too.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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