Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did Obama win the president election He had a greater amount of votes that Jonh mccain

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

Hello

What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

knock knock Come in.

The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

It says so on your cap.

Hey I just met you,and this is crazy,please stand up,if you're the real slim shady.

What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my arm! Doctor: It's because your blind son

Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

Whats the difference........ between a duck?

how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

Why did the guy kill his friends? He didn't, he doesn't have any friends

the your face joke

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