- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

-Whats the worst part about being a black jew? -You have to sit in the back of the oven.

I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

what is brown and sticky? a stick

What did Mambo say to Jumbo? Nothing. Because they weren't friends.

LOL i just pissed on Hitlers grave! Shoudn't killed the Jews BITCH!

What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Roast Beef Is Made From A Cow And Is Commonly Sold At Your Local Arby's.Pea Soup Is Made From Peas And No One Really Likes Pea Soup Anyway So Its Not Really Sold Anywhere.

Why are blonds so stupid? Because our society is insecure and we need a common denominator to pick on, so we can feel more comfortable with our mediocre lives.

What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms or legs. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

What do you get when you cross an African-American, a bird, and ice cream? I don't know.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What type of food was the black guy eating? fruit, he is on a diet

?2 guys walk into a bar. One gets a beer the other get water.

What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

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