Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

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YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

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Why did OJ SImpson never get convicted of murder? Because after going to court and proving his innocence a jury of twelve people found him not guilty.

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

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ruddell and dodds anal

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane. A pilot

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Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

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Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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Why was the woman convicted or arson? She set her house on fire. Why did she set her house on fire? Her husband was beating her.

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The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

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your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

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What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

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What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

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How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

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why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

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whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

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yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

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What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

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