What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

Knock knock! Who's there? Dick! Dick who? Dick Stewart, your neighbor from next door!

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

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Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

So a baby seal walks into a club

So this is an anti-joke website, right?

Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

-What's a real anti joke? -This.

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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