What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "what'll it be?" The horse, unable to understand human language. Takes a shit and walks out.

I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

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Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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So a baby seal walks into a club

Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

So this is an anti-joke website, right?

-What's a real anti joke? -This.

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

obama is a good president

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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