Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

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cot!

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

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whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

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What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

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A seal walks into a club.

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I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

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What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

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Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Cheese on toast.

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Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

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Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

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How are a plum and a rabbit alike? Theyre both purple except for the rabbit.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

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Icecream

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obama is a good president

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American Idol

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

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whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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