what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

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cory is gay

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? A fly.

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knock, knock whos there? steve steve who? steve johnson hi steve

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Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

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Why did Johnny buy the strawberry ice cream? Because when he gets the chocolate he vomits and bleeds out of his asshole.

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The glass is half an hour.

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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what did the orphan say to the adults wanting to adopt him? i hope u will provide well living conditions because i have lost both of my parents and am forced to live off one meal a day

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What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Dont be silly, you know that everything is relative, and that relativity is as unlimited as the subconscious mind, give me ten more minutes, and I can hypnotize you in five minutes in order to see life in slow motion yourself for as long as you feel like. Just dont expect your body to adjust like mine, meaning that if you try to run, your brain will use its old habits while your perception is used to the slow ones... In other words, you will end up on the floor or smacking into a wall.

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Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

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"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

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What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

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Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

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Is you refrigerator running? That's odd you should call the cops about that one!

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What's a golfer's favorite sandwich? Well, it depends on the golfer

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i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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