What is the difference between my elbow and my penis? I Cant lick my elbow

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

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2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

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Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

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Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

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And then the devil said "Let there be Justin beiber"

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A: Ask me if im a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

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Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

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do you know what's so funny? yup

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What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

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im black

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

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What is white, wet, sticky, and gets squished out? Glue obviously, wait.... What were you thinking of?

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Jeff" "Jeff who?" "Jeff Johnson" "From the office?" "No I work at the dehli" "The one on 6th avenue?" "No, the one on Park." "What do you want?" "Could you open the door?" "No, I don't know you" "Isn't this Mr. Walter's house?" "No, my name is Roger Stevens" "I'm sorry I must be at the wrong house" "What address are you looking for?" "15322 N Gary street" "This is 15323 N Gary" "Oh I'm sorry" "Try knocking across the street" "Thank you"

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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