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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

Lets make like trees and stand still

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

Why is Obama's name Obama? Obama

What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

Welcome to AntiJoke.com Jeff. Jeff just got his mind blown.

The chicken crossed the road and died. The end.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

Women's rights.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

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