Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

What lives underground? Grandpa

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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