Humpty Dumpty didn't fall I pushed him

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What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A man farted. Another man walked away.

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If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

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How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

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what the orphan boy get for christmas? Not his parents

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What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

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Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

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What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

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roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

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whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

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You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

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im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

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A jew went to Germany.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

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Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

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Commercials lie: I think that they do believe it's not butter!

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What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

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Anti Joke

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