- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's black and blue and red all over? A: I'm not sure. If it's red all over, it's not going to be black or blue.

what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

why did the chicken cross the road Kill yoself

What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: I am.

Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

What lives underground? Grandpa

Did you hear the Joke about the Deaf kid? Neither did he.

How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

your mom is so old she was put in an old age home

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