*ring ring ring* hello? This is a robbery... Dum dum dum.... (hangs up) *beep beep beep*

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

Q:Waht did the blind deaf kid get for chrismas? A: Cancer

Your Mom

If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

penisface

Woman's Rights.

a man walked out of church and said F***!

What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

want to go home? yea

The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary? A: According to the Oxford English Dictionary (second edition), it is "Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism."

sixty....eight.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

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Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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