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Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

I have read the Terms of Service.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

What's up? The sky.

what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

I have read the Terms of Service.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is black.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? Because they were part of his uniform.

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What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

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