- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

Homosexual babies? It's a choice

How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

uhh i dont feel like writing a joke

What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

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You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

Du bist mein Kampf

timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

A horse walks into a bar...n

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree ? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was attached to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? It thought it was a monkey.

What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

How do you kill a Russian? You shoot him with a gun.

Knock Knock. Whos there? Death

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

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