what do you call a cat that talks a talking cat

What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

Why was Johnny crying? Because... Because... Because... Because... Because... Because of the wonderful things he does.

What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

Your Mama's so fat she need some serious medication treating overweight.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

your mama is so fat she wears big pants.

How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

A straight man walks into a lesbian bar. He quickly realizes his mistake and leaves.

What's the difference between The Holocaust and baking pizza? Pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

you will die someday

What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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