What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

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What do you get when you cross a lion with a rhinoceros? A trip to the hospital and animal cruelty charges.

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Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

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whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

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A man went into a bakers to buy a loaf of bread. The baker said 'What can i do for you sir?' The man said 'Id like a loaf of blue bread please.' Baker replied 'Sorry sir we only sell brown or white here.' 'Thats ok.' said the man, 'I have my bike outside.' [This joke was made up by myself and my school friends in 1975 age 15. We all told it for years - i still do - and cried with laughter whenever we heard it. We called them non jokes :-) ]

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Mommy, where do babies come from? In biology, sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits, often resulting in the specialization of organisms into a male or female variety (each known as a sex). Sexual reproduction involves combining specialized cells (gametes) to form offspring that inherit traits from both parents. Gametes can be identical in form and function (known as isogametes), but in many cases an asymmetry has evolved such that two sex-specific types of gametes (heterogametes) exist: male gametes are small, motile, and optimized to transport their genetic information over a distance, while female gametes are large, non-motile and contain the nutrients necessary for the early development of the young organism. An organism's sex is defined by the gametes it produces: males produce male gametes (spermatozoa, or sperm) while females produce female gametes (ova, or egg cells); individual organisms which produce both male and female gametes are termed hermaphroditic. Frequently, physical differences are associated with the different sexes of an organism; these sexual dimorphisms can reflect the different reproductive pressures the sexes experience. Thanks mommy

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

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Uh, if I say that I am that girl, am I going to be safe?

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What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

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what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

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When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

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why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

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A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

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What did the boy say 2+2 was? 4

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What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

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why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

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whats worse then a paper cut, the holocaust, whats worse then the holocaust, two paper cuts

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What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

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killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

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What is an anti-joke? This is.

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Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

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ollie is a fag so are you

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