What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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What is an anti-joke? This is.

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What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

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So a magician was driving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

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Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

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Superman: Batman, can you drive? Batman: No, but I can drive the batmobile.

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I only like NY as a friend.

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Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

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Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

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If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Knock knock. Come in.

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Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

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what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

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Asians

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Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

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What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

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roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

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Knock knock *No one was home*

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Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

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What's the similarity between a dog and a car? They're both made out of atoms.

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Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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