- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

how do you call a boomerang that does not come back? - a stick

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't put it in a basket.

What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

A white guy, a mexican, and a terrorist each throw something out of airplane Then they realized it was a bad idea and karma gave them cancer because they may have hurt someone

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

NEVER

What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

My Girlfriend

R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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