What did the bartender say to the midget as he entered the bar? Nothing besides attempting to serve him in the same manner as any other reveller whilst attempting to disguise his sense of pity for the midget's debilitating and somewhat stigmatised condition.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

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how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

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What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

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WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

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how do you kill jesus? with a knife

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because i was keeping his family at gun-point on the other side.

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

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why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

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yo mamas so fat, she started working out

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

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what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

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there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

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Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

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Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

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What happened to the black man when his alarm went off? He got up and took a shower. Then he got dressed and went to church because it was Sunday.

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What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

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Lamborghini mercy, yo chick she so thirsty Swerve, swerve

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What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

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