- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

I'm gay.

Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

Dan O'Driscoll

A jew went to Germany.

What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

Guy 1: Yo dawg Guy 2: DID yOU JUST FUCKING CALL ME A DOG>/?>/???? Guy 3: Yea

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

Your mom goes to college

Do you know how I know that you're gay? You told me you are gay.

Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

What happened to the guy that stuck his finger up his asshole? It felt GOOOOOOODD

What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

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