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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on gender and environment, but a fully grown, adult, male polar bear weighs from 800 to 1600 pounds.

"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

Why did the man get hit by a van? He was blind, and his guide dog was an idiot.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

what do you call a shoe with legs? roadrunners.

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snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

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