- Anti Joke

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

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Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

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a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

Make an effort in life whenever you want. Fight trough life when you got no other choice.

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Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

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