Sarah Palin is President

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What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

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Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

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wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

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A hot girl walks by a boy and he stares at her as she walks past. She see's him and asks "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied "Oh I'm sorry. You happened to look familiar and I thought 'Perhaps I've met this person before. School? No. Work? No. I then concluded I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at".

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Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

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Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was A bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy went through chemo. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because-- ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????? ??????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

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what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Barrack Obama shops at Baby Gap

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What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

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How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

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"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

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Rebecca Black.

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What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Whats lemon scented and you shouldn't drink? Bleach

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What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

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What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

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GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

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