What happens when Batman Robin and Wonder woman go on a date? Somebody isn't getting laid.

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so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a truck? You drive a truck, Michael Jackson has anal sex with little boys.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, D1ck in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

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Sarah Palin is President

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What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

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What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

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Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

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wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

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A hot girl walks by a boy and he stares at her as she walks past. She see's him and asks "What are you looking at?", to which the boy replied "Oh I'm sorry. You happened to look familiar and I thought 'Perhaps I've met this person before. School? No. Work? No. I then concluded I've never seen you before and then you turned around and asked me what I was looking at".

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Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

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Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was A bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy went through chemo. Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy was he?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because-- ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????? ??????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ??????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas. A pool.

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what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Barrack Obama shops at Baby Gap

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"hey those pancakes look pretty good." "thats a cat steve."

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How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

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What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

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Rebecca Black.

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What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

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