Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

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Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

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What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

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Why can't Amy Winehouse drive? She is dead.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

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What's orange and doesn't bounce? A flat basketball

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R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

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A:Will you be my valentine? B:No

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Do yo know what a decasexual is? A decasexual, as defined on various websites, is somebody who has strong physical attractions to male humans, female humans, male animals, female animals, sounds, smells, tastes, feelings, movements and objects. The term decasexual derives from the latin language, meaning "ten sexualities". Decasexuals exist everywhere.

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stuff and dogs {()}

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

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Susie has Autism

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What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

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Knock Knock It's Open!

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My Girlfriend

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You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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