me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

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Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

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Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

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Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

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What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

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Yeah, totally.

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Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

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Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

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[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

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So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

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Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

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How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

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I cut my pubes, Now they itch a lot.

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What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

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Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

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What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

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Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

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cory is gay

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