- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

why was the black man in jail? He stole food from a store due to the fact that his family was very poor and could not afford to fend for themselves.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit it in the face with an axe

how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

This one time, at band camp we played in a band

Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

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