- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Sarah Palin say to her daughter on Christmas? Merry Christmas

Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. Go make some friends.

yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

How can you tell if a woman is dead? She has no pulse.

Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

Amputations.

Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

Whatsthe best way to kill a blonde? Tell her theres a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

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