Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

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That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

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Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

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roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

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How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

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How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

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I only like NY as a friend.

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What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

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dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

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if u have a problem with this then comment !!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

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roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

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How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

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God lets 3 people from hell come into heaven every year on chisrtmas based on how bad their last day on earth was. Its chistmas and god is standing a the gate of heaven and the first person comes up and god says, "Tell me what happend to you on your last day on earth" and the man says, " i thought my wife was cheating on me so i went to my apartment to check on her and i saw a man on the deck so pushed him off but i didnt know it was my brother. he caught onto the railing so i smashed his fingers with a sledge hammer and he fell 200 ft. Sadly he landed on a bush and survived and so i took the refridguator and through it on him but right after i did i had a heart atack" Then god lets him in to heaven. Then he has the next person come up and god asks him the same question. the man replies, " i was at my brotheres house when some crazy guy pushes me off the my brothers deck but luckily my fingers get caught onthe railing, Then the crazy guy takes a hammer and hits my fingers and i fall but land on a bush. Then the man throughs a refridguator and i get killed." God chuckles and lets him into heaven. The next person comes up and says," picture this, naked in a refridguator." excpaination: the man in tthe refriduator was cheating with the 1st mans wife.

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An indian boy gets a girlfriend

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What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

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Small titties.

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Justin Bieber

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A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

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Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

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An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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Whats the difference between a cobra and the hulk? One is my penis and the other one is a cobra.

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Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

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