Why couldn't the mexican feed his family? Because a large percent of mexican immigrants in the United States do not have jobs due to dicrimination against illegal immigrants crossing the soutern border, thus rendering them more vunerable to unemployment is that is vastly present in the United States.

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What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

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Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

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what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

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Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

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what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

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What did the gay man order at Starbucks? Delicious, handcrafted beverages and great-tasting food. The secret to making life better.

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Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

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Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

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What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

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I only like NY as a friend.

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JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

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roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

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What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

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your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

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What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

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How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

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I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

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Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

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What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

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Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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