- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

A plane is flying from NY to Canada, but crashes on the border. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury survivors.... Just kidding, there were no survivors

A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Methodist minister were playing golf. The Priest won by one stroke.

Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

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