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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Hitler was Jewish.

Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

Why was the man so unhappy. he died

Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

Whats funnier than killing a black guy. Nothing, it's not funny.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

My mom.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

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