When life hands you lemons, Squeeze them in the eyes of children

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Why are anti-jokes so funny?

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Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? genocide whats worse than genocide? getting raped by a giant scorpion

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

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Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

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So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

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What flys? A fly

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

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knock knock. whos there?(haha ive never made my own joke before) Nick Nick who? Nick Saghir Oh, come in. Would you like some cookies?

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A man went into a bakers to buy a loaf of bread. The baker said 'What can i do for you sir?' The man said 'Id like a loaf of blue bread please.' Baker replied 'Sorry sir we only sell brown or white here.' 'Thats ok.' said the man, 'I have my bike outside.' [This joke was made up by myself and my school friends in 1975 age 15. We all told it for years - i still do - and cried with laughter whenever we heard it. We called them non jokes :-) ]

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Your doorbell is broken.

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They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

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Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

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Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

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Get in the van

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What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?", laughs at his own joke, then calls animal control.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC.

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a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

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Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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