- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

Paul Dylan King!

How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

Q:Why did the man get hit by the car? A:He was standing on the road.. ;DDD

Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

roses are red violets are blue i dont really care about you

A blind man walks into a bar....and a chair....and a table....and a wall....and a person... etc.

Yo mama so fat she has an increased risk of blood clots!

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