Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

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what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

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666

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your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

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A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

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A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

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A 36 year old Canadian woman.

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Your Mom

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Q:Whats funny? A:Genocide

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

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Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

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If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

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Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

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A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

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If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

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How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

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'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

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LOOP IN ARE FOR TOYUIL!!!!! HAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!! MOY SAY UHJIN LAK WAQUI SAMPA!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL IT IS SO FUNNY TO JOKE ABOUT!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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