What is a question?

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cms.......?????

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whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

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What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

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you know what they say about people with big feet, they have big feet...

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

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Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

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Chuck Norris died.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

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Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

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Baseball

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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There is a secret society known as Grandma Elbow. What happened to the boy who tried to leave it? All of his limbs were ripped off and fed to a man eating shark by the name of Nigel Tommy Baker. It didn't hurt that much because the boy was forced into eating the waste products of a donkey before this happened. NEVER LEAVE GRANDMA ELBOw!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

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Chaney is a dumb b****

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Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

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42.

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

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What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

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timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

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why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

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Why did the gambling addict go into the casino? To use the bathroom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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