Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

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Why couldn't the little boy see anything? It was dark outside.

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call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

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What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

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"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

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This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

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A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

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Q- Whats The Difference Between a Jew and a TV Dinner? A- One Gets Cooked in the Oven and the other is a TV Dinner!

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Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

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Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

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what do snozberries taste like? Lama

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

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What is red, and bucket shaped? A red bucket.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

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A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

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Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

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What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

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Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

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snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

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How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

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