Roses are black biolets are black I colorblind

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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Daddy daddy daddy. What. Will you buy me a porn for my birthday. What! I want porn daddy. Shut up gosh your a 8 year old girl

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Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

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What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

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2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

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Whats big, brown and can jump really high... A kangaroo

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Kittens.

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roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

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A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

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How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

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Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

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Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

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A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

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Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

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Nah

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Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

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What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

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So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

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Adam Sandler.

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How can you tell if a Mexican's gay? Ask politely.

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Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

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