snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

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You smell bad? Cool.

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whats the boys name that has no legs no arms and no eyes? lucky

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Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

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Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

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A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

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YOU IS DUM

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When I went on this website for the first time with a few friends, I was surprised to see a lot of these jokes were actually capable of making me laugh. But as I read on, eventually those funny, harmless jokes turned into offensive, ignorant, and very absurd statements. I realize that this 'anti joke' website was most likely created by a bunch of white people, because obviously white people are one of the most racest human beings, but all this is just too much! I guess I'm trying to say: if your going to make a joke, be respectful about it. America has gone through a lot of unforgiveable hardships and unfortunately these 'jokes' are making fun of all of that in a very offensive way.

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Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

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How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

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Q: How many Jew does it take to change a light bulb? Here is the answer: A: A lightbulb cannot be changed, it either is or isn't. Do you mean replace a burned-out bulb with a new one? Here, in this case, with design, logistics, manufacturing, marketing of just that single bulb- there are many people involved. It could be argued that we all play some small part in the process. ------ Nothing to see here, end of the joke. :)

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What's white and very boney? A bone

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Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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what's your favorite soccer team? liverpool

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A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

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How does a black guy call to another black guy in Africa? using a telephone

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

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what's the funniest anti joke? not this one

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