- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

your life

whats the difference between a Jew and Santa Santa's magical.

Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? -Hey! Where's my tractor?

Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

why did the guy drop his umbrella........ because he was getting raped.

What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

Chuck Norris died.

This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

Knock Knock Who is it? Me, I forgot my keys on the way out oh ok...

Left. That one direction...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A small child and a pedophile are walking hand-in-hand through the dark, creaky woods. "Mister," says the small child, " I'm scared." "YOU'RE scared?" says the pedophile. "I'M the one who's gonna have to walk back alone!"

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