Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

Sex. That is all.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

What is a dinosaurs favorite chips? Doritos.

Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

why did the mexican cross the road? to catch its bus on the other side

Lebron Traveled

What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

This is not a good joke.

What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

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