- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

why did the fox jump over the pen ? it was tuesday

Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

There's no "i" in tim.

A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't - red is the natural colour for ripe tomatoes.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Beacuse it was dead.

Q:whats the easiest way to get crabs? A:at your local seafood market.

How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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