- Anti Joke

Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

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A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

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What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

Why was the boy sad? He had a Ford Taurus stapled to his face.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

So anyways, can I have the last comment or not?

You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

a man walked out of church and said F***!

What is black but also yellow? A song.

why did the boy dress up like a girl? because he has autism.

What do you sit on, sleep on and brush your teeth with? A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush

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