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Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

What's worse than a dead man? 2 dead men

How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

Why is Justin beaber so white? Because his mother and father both are.

How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

Why did the manager fire his black employee? Because he was stealing office supplies. Why was he stealing office supplies? Because he needed the money for his family. Why did he need that money? Because he wasn't being paid his full wage. Why wasn't he being paid full wage? Because his employer was a racist. Upon this analysis, the state of California ruled the case of Jones vs. Smith in favour of Mr. Jones, and ordered Mr. Smith to give Mr. Jones a cash settlement of $500,000. However, Mr. Jones was still convicted with a single charge of petty theft and was sentenced to six months in prison. His family was still awarded the settlement of $500,000. Mr. Jones made parole three months early for being an "idol inmate."

What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

YOLO

Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why is winter the best season? A: It eliminates the homeless.

Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

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Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?