whats the difference between a battery and a charger

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How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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Jake Bowar

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Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

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Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

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We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doctor, help! My hair is falling out! I need something to keep it in!" The doctor says, "sure. Here's some medicine."

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What do a grape and a reindeer have in common? They're both purple, except the reindeer.

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I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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Q: Your arms are tied and bleeding from your face, a bull is charging at you, a catapult launches a bunch of rottweilers with rabies straight at your face, a nuclear bomb right next to you is five seconds from exploding, and my teleportation device ia right next to you, what do you do? A: You start by getting your own damn teleportation device! The hell ill let you bleed on mine!

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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whats really hot the sun

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What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

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how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

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Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

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Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

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That long? I was thinking more like two hours? An hour?

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what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

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Anti Joke

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