How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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Why was the man crying He wasnt his allergies were acting up.

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Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

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A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

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Wanna hear a joke womens rights

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tim rafter died no one cared

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What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

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What do you call a man who leaves his wife and kids to be with another woman? A dick.

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Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, i was dropped on my head as a baby, 978e456293&*(^$%ZYI467z57967454^&4543^%$54#%^*44jffdGHFYI

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A horse walks into a bar. Animal control them came and got him out, apologizing for the matter.

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Knock Knock Dude there is no door

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roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

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Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

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One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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why did the chicken cross the road because everyone on the other side already had bird flu

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Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

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You.

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9/11

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a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

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YOU IS DUM

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