Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

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Why did the black man die? Why didn't the black man die?

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

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What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

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why did the boy have no friends ? Because he lived in a small cottage miles away from any civilization with his overly strict parents who would not let him see the daylight and deprived him of any kind of childhood, he has no social skills and does not know how to interact with other human beings at no fault of his own. he is also dead

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What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

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Knock knock whos there punctuation

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A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

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Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

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did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

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Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

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Women's rights.

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Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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Hitler was Jewish.

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A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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