- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Come in.

A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

whats young and never moved? still born baby

Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

Women's rights.

I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

What flys? A fly

how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

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