dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

This is my joke. funny

Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? 17

Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

Whats White and sticky? Semen

Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

the guy below me is gay

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

It says so on your cap.

What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

I enjoy telling anticlimactic jokes Very much.

Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

WTF BOOOOOM

guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Hitler is my role model

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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