How do you fit 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

Kid: Hey,can i have all the answers to this test please. Teacher: What the hell kid im the fricken teacher.

Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

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Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

What did the Engineer say to the English major? Hey we went to the same school and got different degrees! Cool!

What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

Q: Why was Seven afraid of Eight? A: He was octophobic.

Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

What's worse than 20 babies stapled to one tree? Getting life imprisonment after...

What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

really desperate to get laid guy gives out phone number in random places 5802352343 :D

Why did the little girl fall down She was shot in the leg

why did the chicken cross the road Why not

If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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