Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

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YOLO

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

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why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

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Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

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Why did the manager fire his black employee? Because he was stealing office supplies. Why was he stealing office supplies? Because he needed the money for his family. Why did he need that money? Because he wasn't being paid his full wage. Why wasn't he being paid full wage? Because his employer was a racist. Upon this analysis, the state of California ruled the case of Jones vs. Smith in favour of Mr. Jones, and ordered Mr. Smith to give Mr. Jones a cash settlement of $500,000. However, Mr. Jones was still convicted with a single charge of petty theft and was sentenced to six months in prison. His family was still awarded the settlement of $500,000. Mr. Jones made parole three months early for being an "idol inmate."

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What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

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How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

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I am really good at math debating

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A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

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what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

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A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

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what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

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Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For a completely legit reason dumbass

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what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

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No

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Why did the mother have an abortion? Because she thought it would best financially for her current family.

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weiner? balls

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What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

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Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

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