- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, shut the **** up.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? One jew to screw in the light bulb.

Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

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why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

women leaving the kitchen

There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

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