A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

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Wanna Hear A Joke ? Afgan

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The seven dwarfs were in a sauna feeling happy. So Happy got up and left.

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A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

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What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

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Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

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Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police, your wife just died

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Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

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a black guy leaves prison

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Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

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How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

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viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

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An eggo waffle had three friends that he will be inviting to his Superman birthday party. WHich friend will get the first piece of cake? Nobody the party was canceled.

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What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

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What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

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What's worse than listening to a teacher talk? This joke.

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A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

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How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

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