Knock, Knock Who's there? Dementia Dementia who Knock, Knock

What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

Three kids are standing on a corner. They have red hair, blue hair, and green hair respectively. A man asks the kid with red hair "How did you get your hair red?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man then asks the kid with blue hair, "How did you get your hair blue?" The kid replies, "I dyed it." The man finally asks the kid with green hair, "How did you get your hair green?" The kid wipes his hand across his nose, gathering green slime and replies, "I dyed it."

what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

Hellen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it ERRMMMMM UAHHHHHHHH...

What do you call a Chinese man in a cage full of Ostridges? A zoo worker.

Tim's gay.

women leaving the kitchen

My friends are like trampolines I have none

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape her abusive father

AVI IS A FAG

How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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