What rhymes with turtle? Rape

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how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

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wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

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what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

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If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if your father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

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1. 2. 3. 4. 5.

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what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

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Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

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If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

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Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

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If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

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The 19th Amendment

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How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

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Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

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Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

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What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

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knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

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What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

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