- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

Hummer.

Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

A duck, a mailman, and a poet were contemplating suicide, then they changed their minds.

Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

What is worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? One baby stapled to 50 trees. What is worse than one baby stapled to 50 trees? One tree stapled to 50 babies.

Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

Sarah Palin is President

Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

Why did the math teacher cry during 6th period? He was held at gunpoint.

How did Danny break his bike? No one really knows. The best probable guess who be a tree fell on it, because Danny and his bike were found under a fallen tree.

boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

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