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Not at all, I find your perception of things like that quite pleasing, you obviously care about me, and care about your wife, that's nice.

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why do girls like 77? ................ ...................... ................. ...................... ................ becuz they get 8 more :P

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how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

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Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

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A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

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Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

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What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

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girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Not the World Trade Center.

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What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

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Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A 36 year old Canadian woman.

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

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A Man walks into a car dealership and asks the salesman "How many of these Blue ones do you have in stock" ? The salesman looks at the Man and begins to cry. "Why are you crying" asks the Man "I had a dog named Blue once" replied the salesman. And then he ate a taco in front of the Man,wiped his hands on his slacks and slowly backed away from him. The Man thought to himself..."Gee I'm hungry" and left the car dealership to go buy a taco instead.

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1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

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Knock, Knock Who's There. You. You who. You are you. WTF!

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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co jo kurwa tocza?

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lololololololololol

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