A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

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what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

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why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

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cms.......?????

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so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

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So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

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Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

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A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

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How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

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knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

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Why did the small child fall down the stairs? Because he had lung cancer was in a wheel chair and I was incredibly tempted to push him down the stairs.

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Why did the man not make any change at his job? Because he is Barack Obama.

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What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

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Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

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What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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a man walked into a bar, however the bar was in Pakistan so he got shot by terrorists

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Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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