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Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks then goes home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

What's flatter than a pancake? The baby I just ran over.

Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

Obama-Care

A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O too.” Then he dies.

What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

Yo moma is so fat. yep.

Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

Sex. That is all.

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