- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

"Billy Mays here!" No he's not. He's dead.

TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

a man walks into a bar, and says "can i get a beer please?" the bartender hands him his beer, and as soon as the man starts to take a drink, the man dies of a massive heart attack because of his unhealthy lifestyle

Your mom

wait am i supposed to right the joke down here

Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... Knock Knock.... I guess no ones home.

What does a mexican do when he gets lost in the woods? He does his best to find food, shelter, and water until a search and rescue operation finds him.

Your mum so fat, she died of a heart attack

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

what do you call a fish without eyes? a fshhhhh

How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

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