You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

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Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

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why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

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What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

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What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

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Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

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When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

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What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

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What is black, white, red and blue? ..... A cow dressed as superman.

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I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

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They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

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What is black, white, and red all over? A domino dipped in kitten blood.

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A man orders 3,687 bricks. He gets 3,688 bricks delivered to him. He throws the extra brick in the air. Ok, so a man is smoking a cigar by a woman with a small poodle. They are both in a plane. The woman asks the man if he could get rid of the cigar because the smoke is making her dog turn green. The man refuses. In anger, she throws the cigar out of the window. The man gets angry and throws the poodle out the window. What lands in the poodles mouth when it's falling? The brick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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