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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

why did the man blink because i put a gun to his head.

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkled? Because if they were small, white, and round they'd be called aspirin.

what is black, white, and red all over? A bloody panda

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have 5 fingers, The middle one's for you!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side... But he got hit by a car instead, Life is full of disappointments

Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

Why did the man take off all his clothes? He was going to take a shower.

Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

Whats worse than getting negative 5 on your calculus test? Coming up positive on your Chlamydia test.

How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

A Mexican walks into a club.

When is a bus not a bus? When it explodes.

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