- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

Knock Knock No one answers....

Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I drink water!

Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

what's worse then droping your phone. 9/11 having sex with the holocaust

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