Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

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How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

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What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

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Johnson stops eating

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

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Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

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A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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Nathan Gooderson.

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Chuck Norris died.

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What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

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your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No.

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Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

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¿melano?

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Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

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It's your mother, open the door.

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yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

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How many Republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I would think one would be sufficient, though political affiliation shouldn't have anything to do with the situation. Unless the lightbulb was residing in a specified meeting place for members of the Republican party. Also, if the building was a more public institution for gatherings, which could imply larger ceilings, then two might be needed, just for safety precautions.

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Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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