what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

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Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

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A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

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Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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whats pale and white your ass.

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Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

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How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

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Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

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If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

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How do you keep an extraordinary magician from performing his show? Replace his shampoo with battery acid

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Why does the jailbird sing? It makes Bubba horny.

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Larry: Why did the chick cross the road? Jeff: Chick? Don't you mean chicken? Larry: Just answer the question. Jeff: Um, why? Larry: Wrong.

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Its simple, if people do not have the willpower to follow their own desires, their own wishes, they do not deserve to. I have no desire to resurrect what is doomed to fail again and again, that is idealism, of course we would all have liked our own little society where people are encouraged to accept who they are and respect their own kin, regardless of race, culture and so on. But we did our best, we gave our teen years, and what did we end up with? If you think I have given up, you are right, I will help you do your thing however, but I will not stand beside you when the tide turns, had I joined you, we would all have been killed or imprisoned at best, all while "The Wizard" would have gone free maybe even with money and a medal.

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What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

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Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

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Dude? What. Dude? What! Wheres my car?

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If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

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Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

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what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

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How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

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A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

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