Tennesse

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Why did the asian die? he was driving

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Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

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Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

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Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

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What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

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what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

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Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

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What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

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a dragon walks into a bar. the bartender says "stop it". the dragon eats the bartender.

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why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

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Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

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what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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Rebecca Black

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If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

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Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

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Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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