In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

Hitler was Jewish.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I don't have cancer, but you do. Love, your doctor.

Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

A blond and a redhead are walking down the street the red head says look a dead bird the blond looks up

What is the difference between a grape and an elephant? They are both grapes, except for the elephant.

What do you call a really dumb girl with downs? Ashley Howard

Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, we found your cat's body on the side of the road.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead. Why did the second Koala fall off the tree? Cause it was also dead. Why did the third Koala fall off the tree? It thought the other two were playing a game. Why did the motorcyclist end up in the hospital? He was attacked by falling Koalas!

why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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