Frown is a four letter word.

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Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSUCKMYDICK

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Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

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Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

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Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

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Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

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Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

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BOOBIES!!!!!!!

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An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

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knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

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A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

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Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

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call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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