A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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Turn around.

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

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I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

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A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

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To mamas so fat shes fat

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

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A man with AIDS walks into a bar, what does he say? I have AIDS

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Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

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As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

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how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

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A man farted. Another man walked away.

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friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

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Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

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Obama-Care

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what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

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girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

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Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

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There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

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