A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

-Knock knock -Go away -*Breaks door and shoots*

A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

What's funnier than Man on Woman domestic abuse? Nothing.

What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

What iz stupid? Hibiyav

Don't go to the last anti-joke page, they're all terrible or repeated I hope this isn't one of them

Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

The Economy

Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

is mayonnaise an instrument?

why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

who smells? •Liam

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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