- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

I heard you let the cat out of the bag. It died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

Wanna hear 2 short jokes and a long joke? Joke, joke , joooooookkkeeee

What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

Q) Why did Anti-joke start this webpage? A) Probably to make people laugh. and to show some irony in a few common jokes.

Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

Hey, Max!!

Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

It says so on your cap.

What happens when Brittany Spears is hungry? She goes to taco bell for food

Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

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