Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

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What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

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What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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what do you get when you mix a bever and a racoon? A bevecoon!

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Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

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why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

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Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

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What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

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Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

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- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

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Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

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roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

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A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

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Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

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whats worse than fining 7 dead babies in 1 trash can? finding 1 dead baby in 7 trashcans!

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

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What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

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cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

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Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

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