Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

Knock knock whos there punctuation

Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

Why did the dyslexic man walk into the bra, he didn't he walked into a bar.

roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

Your mom

yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

Tennesse

yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

Compton

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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