What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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A blonde read the newspaper the other day and she saw "Sarah Piplin-laid by 5000 men" She reported it to the owner of the company as I felt it was not appropriate for a family newspaper. The person at the other end of the line asked the blonde, "are you blonde?" "Yes, how do you know?" she replied. "Because it says Sahara Pipeline, you idiot!"

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Compton

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Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

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What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

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Chayton

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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Hey, we're both lawyers.

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Q: Whats so funny about an antijoke? A: nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

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Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

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Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

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Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you call a guy who acts straight but is really not? Verl.

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I ate a pancake for breakfast not

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What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

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Hey

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whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

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Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

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If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

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The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

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why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

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Your Mom

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What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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