- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

what did the black person say to the midget my dicks bigger than u

Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

Whats White and sticky? Semen

What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

Hummer.

you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! stare

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

Will you marry me?

yo momma is so tall shes tall

Why can't helen keller skii? Because she's dead

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

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