whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

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Two drums and a cymbal fall down a cliff. Ba-dum pssh.

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There once was a man from Bangkok, who hated limericks.

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Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

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What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

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why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

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Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

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I still remember the last words my grandpa said to me before he kicked the bucket. He said, "Hey. how far do you think I can kick this bucket."

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there are 4 men in a bar talking about how well their sons are doing with their lives. But one man goes to the toilet. So the first man says 'my son is doing really well he is the head of a airline company and for christmas he got his bestfriend a plane.' The second man says' My son is doing really well he has his own car brand and for christmas he got his bestfriend a brand new car.' The third man says' Well my son is doing really well, He owns his own housing estate business and for christmas he bought his best friend a 250'000 sq foot mansion. The fourth man comes out of the toilet and all the three men say ' We are talking about how our sons are doing in their lives so what about yours.' The fourth man goes' well my son is gay but its not that bad because for christmas his three boyfriends got him a new plane, a new car and a 250'000 sq foot mansion.'

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Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

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If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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A woman gets in her car to drive.

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Miranda Lorenz is a WHORE!!! She has slept with three guys while in a relationship!! then when he broke up with her for cheating on him, she keyed his car!! Psycho Bitch!!!

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dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

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Amputations.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

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