What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

Guess what's funny? People voting for their own Anti joke.

- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

What do you get when you mix a fox and a sloth? a..FOTH

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's worse than finding twelve dead babies nailed to a tree? One living baby nailed to twelve trees.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

Q: How do you get a kleenex to dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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