Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

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Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

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how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

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Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

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what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

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What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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What did the man do when he saw the dog? Ran it over

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Religion

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Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

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How many apples fit in a garbage bag? I actually don't know. I was asking you.

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Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

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Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

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Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

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How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

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A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

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Immediately following his inauguration, Bush called Obama into the oval office for a private meeting and some words of advice. Bush and Obama shook hands as gentlemen do and then Bush asked if Obama wanted to hear a joke. Obama eagerly said yes, "Good..." Bush said, handing Obama a battered copy of the United States Constitution, "...the joke is in your hands", and with that Bush turned and left.

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How many people with ADD does it take to...Oh look! Shiny!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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