Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all starts back in 1765. Sir clucks the 3rd, was the finest most brave chicken there was. No other chickens could even compare. Well you see Sir clucks, with all of his riches and wealth, was one of the most popular chickens of his time. Everyone knew of his vast fortunes. Unfortunately for sir clucks his fortune caused him great misfortunes. You see the dastardly Honey badger brothers heard of the Great Sir clucks and thought to themselves "Why does sir clucks get all the fame and fortune." With that being said the Three brothers came up with one of the most evil plans. They found sir clucks, walking through an alleyway in SHITBUTT city. They surrounded Sir clucks and beat him to the brink of death. They then threw a bag over his head and threw him in their windowless rape van. They then sped off in the night, taking sir clucks to their hideout out in the Dastardly Dry Desert. Not many days passed before the citizens of SHITBUTT city realized that their Most beloved Sir clucks had gone missing.
Day,weeks months passed by, but to no avail. Finally, in the 4th month of sir clucks absence, the honey badger brothers sent mayor Monkeyman a ransom note explaining how they want 1 million in clean bills. Little did they know Sir clucks had been coming up with a plan of his own, as the days passed. Nightfall came and Sir clucks set his plan in motion. He had been working on getting his bindings loose and tonight was the night he would escape. "I don't feel so well" says sir clucks to one of the honey badger brothers that was on guard that night. "ehhh what seems to be the problem?" he opens sirclucks cage, not knowing he is a 7th level Black belt. BAM SMACK BONG and with that sir clucks moved quicker than a jack rabbit and ran out into the chill desert night. After hours of running and his feet bloody to the bone he came to a road. You know what happened next? He crossed that SHIT and lived happily ever after And that my amigos is the Factual true story of Sir clucks the 3rd.
Bill: Knock, Knock.
Sean: Who's there?
Bill: It's your neighbor, Bill Walters, from across the street.
Sean: Oh, hey Bill, how are you and Margie?
Bill: Oh, I'm doing fine, but Margie just got out of the hospital for a broken arm.
Sean: My gosh, what happened.
Bill: She was just loading the Halloween decorations down from the attic while I wasn't home and fell. She's fine though; it was only a minor fracture.
Sean: Well thank goodness she alright.
Bill: Anyway, I came over to return those hedge clippers I borrowed from you last month.
Sean: Oh, thank you. How did they work?
Bill: Just great once I gave them a coat of oil. It was a big job... I haven't trimmed those bushes in three years.
Sean: Yeah, these clippers have belonged to my grandfather, father, and me.
Bill: Darn, thats quite amazing, I wish I could get a pair of those, but I doubt they still make them.
Sean: I'm pretty confident they don't, but you can borrow these anytime.
Bill: Thanks Sean thats very generous of you.
Sean: No problem, I almost never use them myself. Well I better get back to Jeanie...I'm helping her make dinner.
Bill: Alright, Well thanks again.