whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

Why was the chimp late for his flight? Because chimps arent allowed through airport security.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

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-What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. _________________________________________________________________ -What's the difference between 1,000 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't use a pitch fork to move my Lamborghini.

c+t+c?

Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

How much is an abortion? A life

You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

the your face joke

"Hello." "Hi."

What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

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