"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

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There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

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What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

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What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

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CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

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Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

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Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

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Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

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1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

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what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

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Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

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Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

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What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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