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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

What's better than a gold medal in the special olympics? ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Homework.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

What do you call a guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub? A guy so fat that he can't fit in a bath tub.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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