Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

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A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

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What is worse than hell?

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Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

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What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

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I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

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What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? I want to eat you.

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A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

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What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

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I only like NY as a friend.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

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A businessman notices an attractive woman sitting at the end of the bar so he buys her a drink. She kindly accepts and spends a few minutes making pleasant conversation with him. When she's finished with her drink, she promptly begins to flirt with another man at the bar who's not twenty years older than her and horribly out of shape. The middle-aged businessman, realizing his own mortality, proceeds to spend the rest of the evening drinking himself into vortex of loneliness.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A tragic accident waiting to happen.

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What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

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How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

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AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

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Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

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Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

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Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

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What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

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Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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