- Anti Joke

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

What do you do when you see a one legged black man? Stop laughing and reload.

"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.