- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly doesn't contain pieces of fruit.

What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

What is brown and sticky? A stick

your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll probably just land back on earth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

why did hannibal lector butter up the teacher? he wanted to get a good grade. he also wanted to eat her

Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

women leaving the kitchen

Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

Mitt Romney for president.

Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

Child birth. So easy women can do it.

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