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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side!

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

An iguana walks out of a bar

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Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

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How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

Why did the chicken cross the road? The holocaust.

A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

Did you know that there is no A is "sodimizing"?

Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

Why did the boy die at his Halloween party? He was the victim of a drive-by.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Where are the keys?

What is worse than hell?

A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

What's worse than a dead man? 2 dead men

I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

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