Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

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What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

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How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

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Knock knock *No one was home*

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when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

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Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

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Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

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Will you marry me?

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

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Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

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what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

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Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

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why did the baby die? It was born with cancer

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the your face joke

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

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. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

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What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

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Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

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HARRY EFFING STYLES

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

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What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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