- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

1. 2. 3. 4. 5.

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

What do you call a chicken with its head cut off? A dead chicken. Most likely ready to be cooked/eaten

women's rights.

Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

Left. That one direction...

What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

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