There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

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A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

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Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

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What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

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Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

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What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

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What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

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Yeah, totally.

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Google Doodles

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Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

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why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

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yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

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I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

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guess what? chicken butt.

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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Why did the cow stop running? - He ran out of breath

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If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

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Steve Jobs.

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A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

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"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

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why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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Why was the man so unhappy. he died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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