- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

whats pale and white your ass.

D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

Whats another word for Thesaurus?

A man walks into a bar, his alcoholism is crippling his family.

Why do people always walk so slow when your in a rush to get somewhere? They don't it just seems like that

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

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How do you get a bear out of a tree with cheese? Camembert.

Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

My friends are like trampolines I have none

I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

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