How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

What did the farmer say when he lost his pig? Wheres my Pig?

What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

brett is a dick

Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

An iguana walks out of a bar

a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

Knock knock *No one was home*

Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

Will you marry me?

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt. He actually got halfway across the road and was struck by a fast moving car. There is now a memorial on the side of the road mourning his death...

Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

what did the dead woman say the boy? I am dead.

Why couldnt i think of an anti-joke? cuz i was too high and a fly distracted me

You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

Anti Joke

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