What do you call a can of beans? A can of beans.

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Poopsack Jones

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anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

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why did the child go to school? Because he wants to succeed in life

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An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

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Geuss what? Bob is wide awake and he likes strawberries but he didn't have any strawberries so he ate a hamburger but fred wanted a hamburger but bob ate it so he just ate bob but bob was wide awake so he saw fred eating him so he called the pigs to come and eat fred because pigs eat anything but the pigs had already eaten their daily freds so they ate bob because they hadn't already eaten their daily bob but fred had already eaten bob so they got angry at fred so they just ate him anyway but then they got fat so a wolf ate them but then some hunters killed the wolf and ate it so they are actually eating a hamburger because the wolf ate the pigs and the pigs ate fred and fred ate bob and bobb ate a hambuger but he actually likes strawberries.

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Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

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What's the difference between black people and dog shit? One of them eventually turns white and stops smelling.

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Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

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Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

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cory is gay

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Martin Luther King Jr. had a dream..... But Leonardo DiCaprio had a dream within a dream within a dream within a dream.

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Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

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Where do rabbais go to shop? At the supermarket like everyone else.

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What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

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A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

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What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

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What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

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why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

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8=D

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Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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