- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor, doctor! I think I'm a pair of curtains... Well don't worry, you've come to the right place. We'll get you the help you need.

Roses are red Violets are blue If I see another Joke like this (besides mine) I'll kill you

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a joke.

What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

Get in the van

Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

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