- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Carrots! ... well if they were invisible..

Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Drop a brick on her face.

What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

Why was johny late to school? He died

why did bully fall of his bike He was eaten by a fridge

There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

Why is Digimon better than Pokemon? It has a better story and character development.

A British man walks into a dental office.

An elderly lady walks into an elevator. She falls over and I kick her in the head.

What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

Why couldn't the 14 year old find a date? Because he had a speech impediment and girls avoided him usually.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

Whats worse than HIV? AIDS

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am a dog

How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

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