How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

World Peace

Knock, Knock. Who's there? The wind. The wind who? ...

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

Q: What's funnier than 24? A: 25.

Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

what said the girl when the roof collapsed over her nothing she died

whats funny? ebola and 911

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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