- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

What's worst that the Holocaust? Another one.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

Ryan Chang is funny.

So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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