Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

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Your Mom

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A businessman notices an attractive woman sitting at the end of the bar so he buys her a drink. She kindly accepts and spends a few minutes making pleasant conversation with him. When she's finished with her drink, she promptly begins to flirt with another man at the bar who's not twenty years older than her and horribly out of shape. The middle-aged businessman, realizing his own mortality, proceeds to spend the rest of the evening drinking himself into vortex of loneliness.

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What do you call two guys hanging by your window? Kurt and Rod

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

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An indian boy gets a girlfriend

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

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What's worse than 100 babies tied to a tree. 1 baby tied to 100 trees

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who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

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You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

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what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

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An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

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Whats 0+0 0

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What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

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man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

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How any blondes dose it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3 one to hold the light bulb and two to rotate the ladder

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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