Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

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A sick patient asks a doctor, "will i be able to play my guitar?" The doctor replies, "of course you will be able to". "Good because that is my only form of income", says the patient.

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What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

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Whats worse than getting negative 5 on your calculus test? Coming up positive on your Chlamydia test.

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Why is Ellen so funny? Because she is a comedian.

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

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What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

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A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

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What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

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What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

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What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

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Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

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What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

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What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

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Women's sports.

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Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

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Why couldn't Simon run? Because he had Cerebral Palsy.

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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

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knock knock go away ok

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Jokes are funny.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

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Anti Joke

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