Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

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A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

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Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

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What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

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Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

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You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

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Homework.

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NEVER

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What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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I don't get it

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Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

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The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

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Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

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American Idol

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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Will gropes Ebola victims

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whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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