- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are eagles and jellyfish the same? They both fly but jellyfish don't.

whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

The Charlotte bobcats.

An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

World Peace

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

A boy walks into a haunted cematery. Zombies eat him.

How many no-armed amputees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

Whats the worst part about being fat? Your fat.

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

Knock knock. Who's there? James. James who? You know, from across the road? But where's the punchline? This isn't a joke. Isn't it? No. Can you still add a punchline? OPEN THE DOOR!

Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

yo mama is so fat she went to the doctor and the doctor told her she had diabetes

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

What's the best part of having a doctor for a best friend? The sex.

A man in a bar says "I'm drunk", immediately 10 men take of their clothes

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