Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

Poop

penis

friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

An iguana walks out of a bar

Roses are red, Violets are blue, your tits are nice

What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

john liked the paper........ so he took it

I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

What is the biggest, most elaborate lie? Santa Clause

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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