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Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

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What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

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Yo moma is so fat. yep.

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A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

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What do you call a Mexican from Cancun? A cholo.

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have herpes. If I were you I would get tested.

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S.O.P.A

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There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

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What happened september 11th, 2001 It was my first time snorkoling in Hawaii

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why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

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A man orders 3,687 bricks. He gets 3,688 bricks delivered to him. He throws the extra brick in the air. Ok, so a man is smoking a cigar by a woman with a small poodle. They are both in a plane. The woman asks the man if he could get rid of the cigar because the smoke is making her dog turn green. The man refuses. In anger, she throws the cigar out of the window. The man gets angry and throws the poodle out the window. What lands in the poodles mouth when it's falling? The brick.

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A woman comes at the doctor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

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What happens when you put a bunch of Republicans in a room together? They form a caucus.

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What's up? A direction...

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

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What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

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What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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