Why didn't the boy finish his homework? He was in a coma.

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

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How do you drown a blond? Hold her head under water until she finally stops thrashing around.

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Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

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a seal walks into a bar. replace "bar" with "club". and replace "walks into" with "gets bludgeon by."

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Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

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Women's rights.

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What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

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How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

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Why couldn't the pirate get into the adult movie? He had just spent the last of his money at Ihop with his friends, and is now regretting ordering two Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruitys when he was really only hungry for one.

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three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

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How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

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how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

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Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

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Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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