A white man and a black woman run for president The Black woman received 65% of all woman votes, 75% of all Hispanics and 99% of all black votes. The White man still won, and was a great president.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

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The WNBA.

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Why did the man steal 2 watermelons? He was a shoplifter and had a background of crime

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

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What's wrong with shooting an african american? Everything, it's murder.

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What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

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what do you call an overweight 80 year old white man trying to be a pimp ? Mr.Fredrickson

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

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What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

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Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

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Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

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why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

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What did the scientist say to the postman? So your a postman?

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knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

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Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

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What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

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What sits in a corner and travels all the way around the world? A stoner on hallucinogens.

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A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

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How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

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How did the semen cross the road I put on the wrong sock this morning

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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