- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

What do you cal a black boy with a bike? A thief

Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

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What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

Why can't an elephant smoke cigarettes? They do not posses the fine motor skills.

Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

I told a woman to make me a turkey sandwich. Of course she complied since I was at Subway.

What do you call a Mexican baptism? A blessed occasion.

What's the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have their Bar Mitzvah in Nazi Germany.

A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

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