What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

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Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

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What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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Okay chan, you can have it then, I am tired.

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Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

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di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

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Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

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BOOBIES!!!!!!!

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Death

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I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

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Enchilada

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Where did Lucy go after being hit by a train? Well, the results of this question are somewhat difficult to pinpoint, but here is a generalized ratio model. 47% of Lucy went underneath the trains wheels and was left behind, crushed into the railway sleepers. 33% was thrown aside and discarded around the SIDES of the track. 19% was carried on the front of the train, into the next station where it fell off as soon as the train stopped. 1% was found in Mount Everest.

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Knock knock Who's there? Prost Prost who Prostitute

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"Up to 50% off."

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A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

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Like this joke

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What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

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Is this a chair?

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robin, get in the car.

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Anti Joke

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