How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

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How can you tell you're in a childrens' ambulance from the inside? From the clown patterned body bags.

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whats the difference between a battery and a charger

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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A soccer player, a basketball player, a football player, a hockey player, and a baseball player all walk into a bar at different time periods of the day

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Why was the baby crying? Because a tree fell on its legs.

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call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

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What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

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Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

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Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

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jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

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- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

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What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

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A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

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A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

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omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

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A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

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As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

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What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

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What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

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