- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why din't the boy get a Christmas present? Because his dad go hit by a bus.

There is this dylectic who can't spell.

why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

What did the burn victim get for Christmas? A book of matches

What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

John:Why couldn't the T-Rex clay his hands? Billy:Because his arms are too small! John:no he's extinct dumbass

One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

why did the mans hair start to get shorter the barber was shaving it!

What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

how many babies can you fit in a bass drum? 19.

Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

Amputations.

Konock Konock Uh, you spelt knock knock wrong... Oh.

What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

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