Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

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What is the difference between a hore and a wife? The hore serves you...

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me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

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What do you say when Obama gets shot? Some finaly had enough balls to shoot a black person. N.P.P.

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Penis jokes.

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That's Racist

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

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How did the lifegaurd break his leg? He was hit by a submarine!

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What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

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the jokes are repetitive on this site

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

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What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

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What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

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Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

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Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

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The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

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What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

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A blind man accidentally walks into another man whilst walking along a sidewalk. The man yells at the blind man, "Watch where you're going!" He then apologizes for his rude behaviour, not noticing right away he was in fact, blind. To show how truthfully sorry he was he took him out for beers the following evening. Soon after they became close friends and now share an apartment in Denver, Colorado.

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A mushroom walks into a crowded bar, the bartender says "we don't serve your kind here." Protestingly, the mushroom replies, "why not? I am a spore reproducing eukaryote!" Everyone stares as an awkward silence ensues.

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whats better than 24................. 25

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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