what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

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Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

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Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

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What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

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Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

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An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

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My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

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Why did the girl run across the street? Because she was being chased by a man with a knife

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Two Jews are on their way to the giant oven, one looks back at the other in fear and says, "I think I overcooked the lasagna."

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hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

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Lebron Traveled

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What did the man say to the homeless child. Where's you parents?

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why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

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what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

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Here's the senario, There are 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara dessert. the question is how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? The awnser is purple because ice cream has no bones.

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The WNBA.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

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How did Jonny die We don't know he was never found

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what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

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why was the baby crying? a rabit took her bottle and ate her frit snacks.

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