Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

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What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

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Left. That one direction...

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Penis!

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Why was the boy upset? Because he has a frog stapled to his face.

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Unflushed Shit...

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

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What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

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What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

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What does a black man, an Asian Man, and a Jewish Man have in common? They are all men.

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How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

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What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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What's worse than a giant paint bubble? TWO GIANT PAINT BUBBLES!

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Obama enters a KKK meeting Obama: Oh sorry I thought this was the Kentucky Fried Chicken... the font was so small so... as he starts backing off scared... KKK: leader, of course Mr.President, feel free to come again anytime! Moral: Kings Knocking Ketchup is actually a nice place if you not unlike me enjoy ketchup...

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there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

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Du bist mein Kampf

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what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

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I cant think of one (._. )

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How are cherries and kittens different? They're both fun to cut up.

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Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

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If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

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Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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