Jews for Jesus

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

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Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

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Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

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R2-D2 is quite possibly the most vulgar character on the set of Star Wars. Every word he says is bleeped out.

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jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

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1. 2. 3. 4. 5.

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dog

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How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

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How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

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Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

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How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cancer.

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What's worse than a good anti-joke? A bad anti-joke.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a convicted rapist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

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what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

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Why did the young woman have a sore vagina? Because she just experienced intercourse for the first time and her partner was not as gentle as he should've been, given the situation.

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CHIIIICKKIIIIIIIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the boy hate his bicycle and soccer ball he got for Christmas? The boy didn't have legs. He also hated sports. By the way he was black but that doesn't matter, he still hated sports. Who in the right mind would give a cripple inappropriate toys? Probably a racist Santa Claus. Oh by the way, Santa Claus is not real. So did they return the presents after the boy found out what it was? Yes, and it turns out the boy got a guitar and piano instead. Too bad the boy is also deaf.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

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Why is ya dad ya dad? ........ because of ya cousin

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What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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