- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

123 Main street

what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

Rock mattress.

What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

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