- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

Why did the dog go in the bar? Because the door was left open

What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

Q: what happens when you throw a red rock into a blue lake? A: a splash.

why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

What happened when the girl did the splits? She lacerated her vagina.

... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

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What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

who smells? •Liam

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What does Santa get for Christmas? A shitload of work to do.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

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