Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

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Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

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Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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Who am I? Your name is Harvey Jackson. Let's get you dressed so we can go downstairs for dinner. Nurse Holland will be helping you in a few moments.

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What do you call a person who is 6 feet under? Lost.

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Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

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A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

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what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

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666

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i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

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Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Flab

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Why did the ckicken cross the road? to kiss my ass

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Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

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What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

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What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

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How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

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Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

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1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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