If anybody wants a free RuneScape account, the username is Antbongton and the password is fluckaduck

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

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What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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Whats a dwarf running A running dwarf

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Hey! do you have any updog? Nothing much! you?

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A day without sunshine is like night.

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The man who ran behind the bus got exhausted. The man who ran in front of the bus got tired. The first one survived.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? We'll.. Pretty much everything I can think of.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

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What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

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Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He nearly died, and was diagnosed with numerous dietary problems.

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What did Steven Hawking say to God after he died? Nothing. He can't talk.

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BWAT

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Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

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whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

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A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

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Why did the jelly baby go to school? Because he was brought up in a middle class background and wanted a full education to further his future career

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Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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