- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

Did you know Dr Pepper isn't really a doctor?

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It's an elephant. Who's going to stop it?

The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

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