- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

a man asked another man what time its it. The man responded by telling him the time and asking why he wanted to know. "thats none of your business" he replied. Why did he say it was none of his business? A- because it was none of his business.

Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

a man walked out of church and said F***!

Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

the real mccoy

Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

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How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

A man walks into a bar, unfortunately his brain condition killed him after the swelling in his brain reached a point where his family had to unplug him from a machine putting him in a medically induced coma.

Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

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