- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? As this question does not provide neccesary information, a plausible answer cannot be found.

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't, because feminists can never change anything!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

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What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

Why is the horse gay. He rapes 3 children

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

What did the Leah say to the Pawneez? AWWWW YEAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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