I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

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robin, get in the car.

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Chayton

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

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Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

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A man walks into a bar. He says ow

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Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

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Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

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Steven bought an apple And then he went home and fed it too his pet Jim (he was a fish and then sadly died from being overfed)

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

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Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

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What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

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Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

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why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

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Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

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what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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WOMAN! I am not a sweetheart at the core, I am slightly sweet on the outside and really really dark and cruel on the inside, so I can trick people into loving me before I consume them! Anyway, sure, I will get to it, first thing when I wake up, like 8 hours from now okay? Moral: Seriously? Are you hoping to see a sweetheart at my core?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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