what was sad about six black guys driving off a cliff in a cadallac? They were my friends

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Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

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Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

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Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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So i walk in my house after drinking that night.... my wall is green

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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How do you make Sasuke cry? Kill his family

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a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

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how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

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If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

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Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

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whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

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Q. Why did the Mexican have to go back to Mexico? A. His mom died in an auto accident and no one in her village could afford to organize a proper funeral.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

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Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

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Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

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What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

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Q: what is man without a beard A:not a man

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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