What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What does Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na equal? A lot of sodium

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You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

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Why did the manager fire his black employee? Because he was stealing office supplies. Why was he stealing office supplies? Because he needed the money for his family. Why did he need that money? Because he wasn't being paid his full wage. Why wasn't he being paid full wage? Because his employer was a racist. Upon this analysis, the state of California ruled the case of Jones vs. Smith in favour of Mr. Jones, and ordered Mr. Smith to give Mr. Jones a cash settlement of $500,000. However, Mr. Jones was still convicted with a single charge of petty theft and was sentenced to six months in prison. His family was still awarded the settlement of $500,000. Mr. Jones made parole three months early for being an "idol inmate."

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Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

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-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

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NEVER

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DOWN

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

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hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

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When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

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Star Wars

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The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

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hi corey

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A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

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If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

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What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

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tänk om jag inte vill läga upp en ny

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