- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

do you like fishsticks? yes they are quite delicious

why did the chicken cross the road?? to go shopping for some aspirin because one of his children recently developed a raging headache and it was only logical for him to go to the pharmacy that was conveniantly placed across the road.

How many nails does it take to build a house? As many as it takes to get the job done.

what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

What do you call a Jew in Harlem? It depends on what his name is. I advise procuring a polite introduction from a mutual acquaintance.

What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

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Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

What do you call a woman who has one leg that's shorter than the other? Asymmetrical.

Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

What do you call a Mexican who gets shot on a golf course? A tragic incident.

Why are "Polish" and "polish" spelled the same? The word is a homophone.

Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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That's as _ as a __ guy. Works with anything, and people do laugh.

Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

What's worse than your mother dying in a car crash? Your father dying in the same crash.

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

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