- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

Whats funnier than 24? 25

What's up? The sky.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

Flab

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

If it looks like chicken and tastes like chicken but Chuck Norris says it's beef, politely correct him. He is actually a very sensible fellow and will probably thank you for doing so.

Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

What's worse than being beaten by your Father? Well, it depends.

Q: What did Gaddafi get for Christmas? A: Brain Surgery

whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

123 Main street

"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

Why can't I believe it's not butter? Because it is butter.

Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

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