- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

So a disabled man walks into a bar...

If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stappled to the chicken.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Hickory Dickory Dock mother is a whore

Knock, knock. Come in.......

What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

whats funny? ebola and 911

Your mother is so fat that she got diabetes and later died of an unrelated illness.

whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

SC Johnson a Family Company

How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

How did the guy in a wheelchair get up 7 flights of stairs? He didn't.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

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